bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable
what do you call this color gradient?
black to the fuchsia
oh my god
horton hears a huh
horton hears a what
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE
horton hears a hater
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)
I read that in a sarcastic voice
why is this so funny?
it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”
- parents: get out of bed, why are u so lazy?!
- parents: u need to get more sleep u look really tired
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.