"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
did i allow u to have fun without me
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
that’s what i need to hear.
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
I still stand by this information
So when people leave, I’ve learned the secret: let them. Because, most of the time, they have to.
Let them walk away and go places. Let them have adventures in the wild without you. Let them travel the world and explore life beyond a horizon that you exist in. And know, deep down, that heroes aren’t qualified by their capacity to stay but by their decision to return."